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    I got it as an email. and here it is:

    >>>Subject: Sing-a-Long!

    Here's a little song to sing -

    To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your
    hands"...

    If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are frisky,
    Pakistan is looking shifty,
    North Korea is too risky,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
    If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
    So to hell with the inspections,
    Let's look tough for the elections,
    Close your mind and take directions,
    Bomb Iraq.

    It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
    Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
    They've got weapons we can't see,
    And that's "good enough for me"
    'Cos it's all the proof I need
    Bomb Iraq. [/size]

    If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
    If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
    If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, (And he tried to kill your
    dad),
    Bomb Iraq.

    If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
    If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
    If your politics are sleazy,
    (And hiding that ain't easy),
    And your manhood's getting queasy,
    Bomb Iraq.
    Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
    For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
    Disagree? We'll call it treason,
    Let's make war not love this season,
    Even if we have no reason,
    Bomb Iraq.

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    ooooh very nice, I like that. good reads.

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    glad you like it [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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    HB Forum Owner Bucket_O_Beef's Avatar
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    I like insults through prose.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bucket_O_Beef:
    I like insults through prose.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I concur.

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    HB Forum Owner Bucket_O_Beef's Avatar
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    It's nice to know that someone cares enogh to be creative like that, rather than just calling me Bucket_O_Shit

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